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HILARIOUS: Canada DENIES Liberal Snowflake Immigrants…You Won’t Believe Why!

What do Nickelback, The Guess Who, Rush, Steppenwolf, April Wine, Bachman-Turner Overdrive and Loverboy have in common?

Well, sure, they’re all Canadian bands who rock…

But, they’re also all gainfully employed and contribute to society! (All the Canadians go, “Yay!”)

Apparently, those two things are very important to Canadians, being gainfully employed and contributing to society. As opposed to many of the liberal snowflakes who are going to scream at a wall for four years.

Those two things should also be of great value to Americans, though you wouldn’t know it given our immense border and immigration issues that have managed to fill our country with legions of leeches.

Canada, however, is having none of it:

Louder With Crowder:

“Liberals seeking to move to Canada because they are unhappy with the election results are finding that Canada won’t take them because its immigration policies exclude those who won’t contribute to the economy.

One of the policies of President Donald Trump that has some Democrats claiming they want to jump ship is his pledge to limit immigration from people whose lives in America would be dependent on welfare. Trump promises “extreme vetting” before accepting immigrants or refugees.

But Democrats looking to move from the U.S. to Australia, Canada and other wealthy English-speaking nations are learning that those nations already have similar policies.”

And so, the terrifying secret has come upon unsuspecting Liberals as they have crept up to the northern borders of the United States and begged to be shielded from the Nazi-like practices of Donald Trump.

They have found that their beloved Canada is also home to immigration and refugee laws that mimic our own.

LIBERAL AT THE BORDER: But, Mr. Mounty! What shall we oppressed Hillary supporters do?
MR. MOUNTY: A-boot what?
LIBERAL AT THE BORDER (hyperventilating) About getting out of the country!
MR. MOUNTY: I hear ders a good hockey team in Russia lookin’ for players.

“To see the look on these leftists’ faces as they’re denied immigration would be better than Christmas, though. ‘It’s America that’s supposed to be racist, not utopian Canada,’ they might be whining. I’m sure the words ‘Nazi’ and ‘fascist’ are getting thrown around quite a bit, as well. But the truth is having borders and immigration requirements is standard stuff. Always has been. Leftists, Canada doesn’t want to inherit more welfare recipients to suckle at their teat and smash up all their stuff every time you don’t get your way. So, suck it up and stick around here in the good ol’ U-S-of-A. Maybe start a bricklaying business. I hear there’s about to be a lot of business down in Texas…”

And if they prefer a little bit colder climate (and want to be closer to their beloved Canada) there’s about to be a real lot of business going on up in North Dakota and above, what with all the fracking and the newly confirmed Keystone Pipeline projects

“American Woman, get away from me, American Woman, mama let me be!  Don’t come a-hangin’ around my door, don’t wanna see your face no more!  Got more important things to do, than spend my life growin’ old with you!”  AMERICAN WOMAN, The Guess Who

Source: Louder With Crowder

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