“Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Step right up! View the half-man, half-shark right out of the salty forbidden waters of the Bermuda Triangle. Careful! He bites!
And goggle at the twenty-seven-year-old Hungarian beauty who has more facial hair than Ulysses Simpsen Grant! Behold the bearded lady!
Finally, you’ll marvel at this thin man of unknown origin, who slithered out of nowhere to become Leader of the Free World! A man of no business sense, who liberally followed every Tom, Dick and Harry that raised a fist in defiance of the government! See President Obama and his ONE-TRILLION DOLLAR!!”
The president has been spending an awful lot of time lately with farewell speeches (can you give a farewell speech about a farewell speech?)
And the fear factor that’s driving the president to do so many appearances before he dwindles into nothingness stems from two important factors:
1. He is coming to grips with the fact that his Legacy appears to be in jeopardy of being transformed into a mere Footnote in Booklore (or FIB for short).
2. He is also coming to grips with the fact that, with Trump at the helm, he will be constantly preempted in his future interviews whenever the Trumpster decides to call a press conference (preferably every single time Obama opens his lying mouth).
“Barack Obama has been giving his ‘last speech’ and ‘last interview’ for weeks, and it’s becoming annoying. He can’t leave the stage without having the last word or trying to gain empathy for a job he campaigned for but never had the experience to succeed in.
We have known from the beginning Obama was never qualified to run the best country in the world. He built up his resume on community organizing, not business-oriented matters.
That’s why when he joined former staffers to talk about his scariest moment as the president, he didn’t talk about terrorism, or war. He talked about a minor fight with Congress. His biggest fear was basic matters about the economy.
He said he was so scared about the debt ceiling, he wanted to print a coin worth $1 trillion dollars. Enough said.”
Are you kidding me? A trillion-dollar-coin?!
“Obama told the podcast that, amid the possibility of a government shutdown and default that would most likely have lowered the US’s credit rating, the administration was considering numerous options to avoid the shutdown and deal with the national debt. One of the ideas floated, Obama said, was having the US Treasury mint a coin worth $1 trillion to pay off a good portion of the debt.
‘We were having these conversations with Jack Lew and others about what options in fact were available, because it had never happened before,’ Obama said. ‘There were all kinds of wacky ideas about how potentially you could have this massive coin.'”
And this is the guy who gets a Nobel Peace Prize after sitting in office for only 12 days!
Hey, do you think Donald Trump will be receiving a Nobel “You’re Fired” Prize for draining the infested marshlands of D.C.?
Source: The Political Insider